Kuzco’s Poison combines Datura and Lilac Poison bred by Pacha’s Select.Kuzco’s Poison is a dream. Med branchy but not overly so, round large flower sets that are not overly dense or fluffy. Slippery with terps, paint thinner, pine, eucalyptus, turpentine, citrus, epoxy. Terpenes are life. Truly offensive, and sickeningly alluring at the same time. Kuzco’s Poison will be like nothing else you have ever smoked. You may not be able to live without it ever again. You have been warned.

Florida Man combines 3D and Datura from Pacha’s Select. You’d have to be deep in the Florida swamps to dream up something as daring as this. 3D, from Swamp Boys, is a monstrous giant, armed with limey gas cannons for flowers. When combined with Datura, it gave birth to Florida Man, a homage to the greats. This beast isn’t just impressive in size; it drips with terps. Terpinolene takes the lead, orchestrating a harmonious blend rounded out by pungent gas and a bright citrus profile. It’s a horticultural adventure, high-yielding, potent, and carrying a touch of the eccentric. Florida Man is more than just a cultivar; it’s a journey into the wild, aromatic world of cannabis.

Pineapple Express by Barney’s Farm crosses a landrace Hawaiian sativa x Trainwreck. Pineapple Express is a wonderfully flavorful truly legendary sativa leaning hybrid, powered by a myrcene dominant terpene profile that speaks for itself. Distinctly tropical with fresh-cut pineapple with tropical fruit and mango with undertones of mothballs, musk, funk and a smoky spice. Large chunky buds of mixed green and purple hues, covered in trichomes.

Athens Haze is a sativa dominant cross between Skunk X Northern Lights X Haze from Mr. Nice Seedbank. A classic sativa profile with some OG notes from the Northern Lights influence. Classic large green buds with prominent orange stigma emanating iluring notes of sandalwood, milk, and soap. Balanced out with some stoney punch reminiscent of some older OG haze crosses.

Black Haze BX from Top Dawg Seeds crosses the legendary Black Haze with the Black A5 and then back to the Black Haze again. The real New York City piffs are still out there and we found one. Black Haze BX brings you back to the classic piff flavors you remember. That smell that cuts through the bag and fills the room! Unmistakably Haze, loud, with herbaceous notes of parsley, and dill, while also metallic, citrusy, and with a hint of a pretzel from a cart on the street. Expect classic bright green sparkly flowers that are conical and not overly tight in structure.

Cough BX1 V3 brings you back to the early Haze days. Created by Relic Seeds a cannabis heirlume preservation company by combining Cough (NL5/Haze) to Consumption #3 (Cough x (TK x NL5/Haze)). We hunted a high testing haze forward offering that is bound to make your mouth water and leave you craving more. Mind numbing psychedelic uplifting haze effects, with a but of kick from the TK side of the equation to create a round potatant experience. If you long for what has been “lost in time”, don’t fret its back with vengeance.